Let 2024 determine your
2025 Fortune

This virtual, ai-free deck of cards features the most notable cultural icons of 2024, good and bad. Flip your card and let this past year be your guide into the next. Don't take the results too much to heart. Reshuffle until desired result.


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Happy New Year


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2025 is your year of
Chappell Roan
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Your longing for fame will be satisfied. But be careful what you wish for.

Moo Deng
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Your cuteness will turn heads. Don’t be afraid to bite back now and again.

Beetlejuice
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It’s your comeback year. Watch out for any exes seeking revenge.

Glasgow Oompa
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Catgacating, Cartchy tuns and exarserdray lollipops are in your future. Expectations will be high, but the outcome will be low. Beware the Unknown.

Elon Musk
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Can you just be quiet this year? Thanks.

Matt Gaetz
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I’m so sorry... Please just draw again.

RFK Jr.
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This year, put down the unpasteurized milk and animal carcass. Read a book about the historical efficacy of vaccines instead.

Paul Mescal
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Your status as babygirl heartthrob will be secured.

Wicked
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Hold space and you will defy gravity.

Raygun
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This year, dance like... the whole world is watching. Just ignore the hate.

Jimmy Carter
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You’ll persevere through tough battles and your character will shine through.

Justin Timberlake
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Your tour is ruined. Your world tour.

Kendrick Lamar
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This year your output will be prolific. Simply funnel your energy into exposing your foe.


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