This virtual deck of cards features the most notable cultural icons of 2023, good and bad. Flip your card and let this past year be your guide into the next. Don't take the results too much to heart. Reshuffle until desired result.
Happy New Year
Your appeal has gone too mainstream and thus your favorability is waning. Many will question if you were ever good at your job to begin with.
A new job is in your future, but many...many attempts will be required to fill it. Early retirement to quickly follow.
Everyone around you will discover the many falsehoods on which you've built your existence... A baby will mysteriously enter your life.
As you sit, swaddled in warmth, your wistful, stoic, and distant gaze shall not be broken all year long.
Reality and truth will collapse, but your style will not. You’ll think fondly of the time when the ever-growing presence of AI was just fun and games as the world falls apart around you.
This is truly your year. What more can be said? You will start liking football if you haven't already.
If you are a man, this is the year you need to play the supporting role for once.
While once your contradictory existence was quirky and charming, it’s now tired and the corporations have gotten a hold of you. Brace for gratuitous sequels and spin-offs.
Even though you are indeed the eldest boy, everything that seemed within reach will slip from your grasp.
Inexplicably, you will reascend the throne as King, in all of your plaid, early-00s glory.
